It is time to declare a winner.
As we know, if one makes it to the OHNO final, they are a winner already . . . oh, just kidding, we all know that 2nd place is first loser! That distinction goes to Josh Groban.
Which makes the winner Celine Dion! Congratulations, Celine! You have won the OHNO! I will send you a certificate that you can print yourself, then frame, then place next to your other awards.